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Mr Methane Lets Rip! - DVD Mr. Methane's very own home video is now available on DVD Video! Jump straight to your favourite Cheesey Cuts - including the Live Show, Buttpipe Shockers, Great Moments in Sport, and Rectal Recitals. Now Includes Mr. Methane's 'Guff Gallery' - A Selection of methanic pictures spanning two centuries of anal japery! As featured on the Howard Stern Show! |
£9.99 |
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Merry Methane - Christmas Album Prepare Yourselves for a "Feast Of Festive Flatulence". Let Mr. Methane's Anal Artistry bring you a Merry Christmas as he parps his way through 11 of your favorite Yuleturd tunes. Nose Peg Not Included. |
£9.99 |
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MrMethane.com CD Album Here it is at last.. the first ever music CD from the world's only performing flatulist. We guarantee that all the colon coughs you here on this CD were delivered by Mr Methane's reverberating rectum. A mixture of Pop, Rock, Dance and Classical music styles come together with selected sphincteral passages from Shakespeare to give you thirty two minutes of high quality anal madness from the man with the rumbling ring. A pot pouri of pooping pandemonium. As heard and seen on the Howard Stern Show! |
£9.99 |
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Mr Methane MP3 Farts To embrace the digital music age, Mr Methane has decided to offer MP3 "rips" of all the Fart Tunes from his two albums MrMethane.com and Merry Methane, together on a USB Digital Memory Stick! |
£9.99 |
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About Our Order Processing And Shipping Policy
We aim to turn orders around within 7 days and 1 to 3 days in the run up to Christmas.
We ship internal UK orders by Royal Mail.
We ship all overseas orders by Royal Mail / Air Mail Small Packet.
Air Mail UK to Europe takes approx 4 to 7 days.
Air Mail UK to USA takes approx 7 to 10 days.
Air Mail UK to Rest Of World takes approx 8 to 14 days.
Fart Related News
01
Sep
2008
Now you can buy Mr Methane's Fart Music in MP3 Format
Mr Methane has decided to make both of his fart music albums available in MP3 form, as well as on th...
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Mr Methane has decided to make both of his fart music albums available in MP3 form, as well as on th...
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23
Jul
2008
Fart Fever spreads as quality Broadsheets get Wind of Mr. Methane's Edinburgh Fart Show.
Not since 1993 when Stephen Pile invited Sunday Telegraph readers to “Ride the Wild Wind “ or Janua...
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Not since 1993 when Stephen Pile invited Sunday Telegraph readers to “Ride the Wild Wind “ or Janua...
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